The January 2022 People’s Choice Award goes to…

The people have spoken… The January People’s Choice Award goes to Rhea MacCallum for her short play, Eliminate the Backlog, presented as a staged reading at the Broadwater Second Stage and simulcast online on January 10th. Congratulations, Rhea!

Courtesy of Rhea, we’re pleased to share the first few pages from the award-winning script. Enjoy!


Eliminate the Backlog
by
Rhea MacCallum

CHARACTERS:
JANE DOE – early to mid-20s, female, BIPOC, despondent, wearing minimal clothing 

ALEX – 20s to 30s, trans woman, Caucasian preferred otherwise any ethnicity, pragmatic yet spunky, glamorous 

YASMINE – early to mid-20s, female, BIPOC – Indian-American preferred, college student, retains a belief that justice will prevail, wearing a ‘date’ dress that she holds together because it’s been torn 

DETECTIVE MILLS – early 30s and up, female, any ethnicity, no nonsense, professional yet comfortable attire 

SGT. HARRIS – early 30s and up, male, Caucasian, Desk Sergeant lacking in ambition 

SETTING:
Inside a police evidence storage room and box. 

SYNOPSIS:
Three backlogged rape kits discover their fate. 


Inside a police evidence storage box. JANE DOE, ALEX and YASMINE sit in an otherwise empty space. Near them is a stack of storage boxes sealed with police tape. The faint sound of keys rattling.

YASMINE 

Shh, shh, shh… did you hear that? 

ALEX 

No one was saying anything, dear. 

YASMINE 

I heard keys rattling. 

ALEX 

You always hear keys rattling. 

YASMINE 

Someone must be coming. 

JANE DOE 

No one’s coming. 

YASMINE 

You don’t know that. 

ALEX 

You don’t know that anyone is. 

YASMINE 

But they might. 

ALEX 

It was probably someone walking by. 

JANE DOE 

Like the janitor. 

YASMINE 

Maybe.
(Beat.)
I don’t hear it anymore.

ALEX 

Accept your fate, darling. You’re going to be here a while. 

YASMINE 

I don’t believe that. I can’t believe that. 

ALEX 

(To Jane Doe.) How long you been here, love? 

JANE DOE 

Years. 

ALEX 

See. 

YASMINE 

Not me. 

JANE DOE 

What makes you so special? You know somebody important? 

ALEX 

High profile case, perhaps? 

YASMINE 

No, nothing like that. 

ALEX 

Girl, mine was a hate crime and it didn’t help me any. 

YASMINE 

But I know my assailant. 

JANE DOE 

I did, too. Sort of. 

ALEX 

A regular? 

JANE DOE 

Yeah. 

YASMINE 

Regular what?

ALEX 

John, dear. A regular John. 

YASMINE 

You were a pros- 

JANE DOE 

Sex worker. 

YASMINE 

I didn’t think… 

ALEX 

Sex workers could be raped? Of course, they can, dear. 

JANE DOE 

I said no, didn’t matter. I said, I don’t do it like that. No matter. I screamed, then everything went black. 


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